This month, several Hollywood sources reported that Ashton Kutcher is in negotiations to star in a remake of Smokey and the Bandit.
That tidbit got us thinking: Who else should be in a SATB remake?
We asked the question to High Performance Pontiac staff and here's our thoughts.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice—Dan Aykroyd
Snowman—Jack Black (Billy Ray Cyrus didn't make the short list.)
Frog—We were stumped on this one. Who do you think?
Big Enos—Tom Selleck
Little Enos- Verne Troyer (Mini-Me from Austin Powers)
OK, High Performance Pontiac fans. Do you think you're a better casting agent than us? Who would you cast for the movie knowing that Ashton Kutcher has the Bandit lead role?
If Kutcher stars I'll boycott.
Kutcher, really? might as well have Charlie Sheen play Buford T.Bandit: ?Frog:?Snowman:?Big Enos: Trace AdkinsLittle Enos: Verne TroyerBuford T Justice: Kevin James?Hotpants Hillard(?): JenniferAniston
Vince Vaughn for BanditCarmen Electra for Frog
Oh dear GOD, anybody but Kutcher! I doubt I would even waste my time, much less my money to see this butchered up mess with that fool playing the Bandit!
Frog - Rachel Bilson